Some treasure I found on /a/ today

Kiniro Mosaic? More like Kiniro Mexico because I am going to make Karen's hymen disappear like the Aztecs. I want to rail her senseless until she screams "TACOSUKETE, YAMERO", as I Como Agua Para Chocolate inside her. I want to fuck her until my nuts are drained dry just like the Mayan city of Teotihuacan . I bet her snatch has been used too many times like the seats on a Bullfighting Arena. But despite that I still believe that Karen is still as pure as the Río Pánuco which passes through or borders the states of Mexico, Hidalgo, Querétaro, San Luis Potosí, Tamaulipas, and Veracruz and still as wide as the Mexican Altiplano, stretching from the United States border to the Cordillera Neovolcánica, I also don't mind because I love Karen just like how Mexicans love their tequila, so much so that a one-liter bottle of limited-edition premium tequila was sold for $225,000 in July 2006 in Tequila, Jalisco, by the company Tequila Ley .925. The bottle which contained the tequila was a two-kilo display of platinum and gold. The manufacturer received a certificate from The Guinness World Records for the most expensive bottle of tequila spirit ever sold.. I also want to do a different variant of mating press with Karen, called “El Mariachi", whereby I will dominate Karen’s perfect British body eight times while wearing a charro outfit, just like how Mariachi is defined by eight socio-musical elements: mariachi instrumentation and texture, musical genres and subgenres, performance methods and styles, singing styles and forms, dance styles, performative space, performance clothing, and the word "mariachi". I also want to violate Karen just like how General Santa Anna liberated Texans in the Battle of the Alamo.